(Name of minutes taker withheld by common consent)
With all members present, Arthur Unknown opened the meeting with an admonition to the members of the KRT to tell the truth, the whole truth, & etc.
After a brief discussion of the article in yesterday’s edition of the Chicago Stun, Mr. Ennis moved that we ignore said article.
When questioned by Mr. na Gopaleen, Jr., Mr. Ennis explained that though he couldn’t remember ever having received citizenship, he must have, the reason being that he had always voted.
With no further “fish to fry,” so to speak, the meeting adjourned in favor of the pleasant venue of the adjacent Watering Hole.