Narrator’s Voice: And Abraham lifted up his eyes and looked, and lo, three men stood by him.
God’s Voice: No, no, no! There weren’t three, there were two. And one of them was a woman. And they didn’t stand by him. They approached him.
Narrator’s Voice: But it is written--
God’s Voice: Written, schmitten. I’ve got eyes in my head. I say there are two, and I say one of them is a woman.
Narrator’s Voice (Sighing): You’re the boss . . . “And Abraham lifted up his eyes and looked, and lo, a man and a woman approached him.”
God’s Voice: That’s better.