“You have leadership qualities,” Arielle informed Benny. “That’s what the computer says.”
They were at her place, where they were in bed. They were discussing Benny’s future role in the Church of the Wide Open Door while a Jaguar and an Infiniti stood guard in the parking lot.
“Computers can lie,” replied Benny.
“Plus you have the gift.”
“ That’s what my boss says. Bosses can lie too.”
“I think you should stick around for a week. We can enroll you in the Outreach Program.”
“Learning to spread the gospel of Christian Tantrism to the good people of Kansas?” guessed Benny.
“Exactly!” Her voice was gaining in enthusiasm. “Benny Good, missionary!”
Benny thought this over for a split second. “This would require money.”