From The Small Southwestern City Picayune/Advocate/Intelligencer
January 2, 2024
NEWS AND VIEWS
Ennis Announces Running Mate!
At halftime of yesterday’s Rose Bowl game, Mr. Ab Ennis announced that Mr. Orville Slack IV will be the running mate for his long-shot bid to capture the White House. Mr. Slack is a resident of Small Southwestern City.
January 2, 2024
NEWS AND VIEWS
Ennis Announces Running Mate!
At halftime of yesterday’s Rose Bowl game, Mr. Ab Ennis announced that Mr. Orville Slack IV will be the running mate for his long-shot bid to capture the White House. Mr. Slack is a resident of Small Southwestern City.